One league’s Thanksgiving week
A real week from one of the pilot leagues. The reporting, the scores and the players are as written; the league, its ten teams and their managers have been renamed, and the badges redrawn. Read it the way a member would: Sunday first, then Tuesday.
Pudsey Pelicans lead by 38 before Sunday
More than 400 points are already on the board across the league, the marquee game between Sofa Coordinators and Lamarvellous starts dead level, and last-placed Pigskin Pirates lead by 23…
Read The SlateA Head Start Is Not a Lead
The scoreboard says Phil has the runner-up buried by 38 points before Sunday even starts. The numbers say don't move…
Read the columnLamarvellous snap a three-game slide
Three sides finish level on 6-7 with the cut line between them, Punt Intended take the last playoff place by 6.30 points, and Fourth and Long Shots come back from 38 down…
Read PostgameThe Ugliest First-Place Team You'll Ever See
Modest Ambitions are the best team in Two Minute Warning, and the numbers crowd is going to spend all week telling you they're a fraud…
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